Magnum P.I.

I just bought this 'get in anywhere free' card at a surplus store in Silver Lake. $18. looks pretty legit.

I think it will come in handy whenever I am stuck in a lineup or if I feel the need to impersonate a police officer for any sort of selfish personal gain.

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These are very exciting times. The end of the world is only months away so I've been hard at work making vizz for the future time / apocalypse. A special Smearballs -show- project development has been funded and sparked with a flame lit under its ass. It is pretty top secret ssshhhhhit. I hope to complete prototype beta episode -0.529 by May something something. I've also been helping the TV Sheriff & co. on a project of his which is so confidential & hypersensative I need a security level DX47 just to think about it . We had a great shoot this weekend in the desert / Antelope valley. Checked out some top secret military bases & an aviation boneyard. Predator aircraft were circling the skies overhead. God damn reptillian scum. Fun times on the west coast bitches!