My co-horts Craig Bucher (Craige Bouche) and Matt Stanton (Mort Stormtorn) are in your lovely province for a week. If you see them, stop them. Stop them from whatever they are doing and scold them. Tell them that all the terrible things they have done and are doing aren't cool. Then show them how to be cool. Do that little dance you do with that little voice...you know, the one that makes you look cool. Then, try to self high five yourself and at the last second, pull your hand away making yourself miss. Then make fun of yourself. Then lay down and go to sleep.
