Update India!
Some telling words from our Global Smearball correspondent, Smearball #1......
" I just spent 3 days on camel safari near the Pakistan border. It was a very difficult couple of nights. It rained and got unseasonably cold. No one was prepared for the rain. Everyone got soaked except for me because I set up my tripod when it began raining & turned my bedding into a tent to keep dry & grabbed some coals from the fire.
Women were crying .....
Now I'm in south Rajastan and will be going to see the Maharana of Udaipur.
He is royalty and buddies with Charles Pachter.
Then flying to Varanassi to watch them burn human bodies & chuck 'em in the Ganges river.
Apparently it's the most fucked up place on earth."
-Smearball #1
