Special FX Jizzz

Here's a little jizz ingenuity for you. Yesterday I wanted to motion track some cum shots blasting out of a golden dildo for this project I'm working on. I found that my soap dispenser method is quite effective for attaining consistent, realistic, powerful cum shots without all the hassle of jacking off on camera.

Pump it

pizza commercial #1 - 4 cheeze squeeze - pump it. coming soon to an internetz near you

Jaygif89

happy birthday smeeary/2

Dog Brain Dog

smear # 2 bought me some new case fans for my old pentium 4 music machine. Thanks Smeary! I made you this for your new website Dogbraindog.com

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I Made A Blingee Too!

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Blingee

I think Blingee.com is my new favourite website
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Metamorphosis

''I started as a caterpillar and grew my chrysalis. Today I emerged a beautiful butterfly.''

Smearballs#2, 2009

I shit myself / face plant

I had this great idea this morning to shit myself out my own ass on video infinitely. I went downstairs, turned on the lights and camera, got up on a 5' ladder and dove flat on my face breaking my glasses which then dug deep into my skin and nearly took out my eye.

Luckily I got it all on tape. Look out for the blooper reel.

cakeplant

lol

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space granny

They're coming to get ya.

Watch out for the Smearballs Space Crisis!

SMEARBALLS.COM

That's right! A new home on the internet for Smearballs. smearballs.com

Right now it's just the blogspots but we'll rock the hypertext soon enough.