If the Godfather of Grunge is
Neil Young, then today his most beloved grandson would have been 42 if it were not for the power hungry evil human being that killed him. It's almost pointless to even mention the name because we all know who I am talking about, that's right,
Chad "chadhole" Kroeger .
There just wasn't enough room in the marginal guitar oriented 'alternative' genre for two mega stars and somebody had to go. Countless news articles have pointed to the suicide theory behind the beloved grunge icon's death, but if one were to stop and look hard at the real evidence, a newer grizzlier picture emerges. A picture of a failing homophobic Canadian pedophile rocker desperately trying to claw his way into the upper echelon of the 'alternative' music scene that Kurt Cobain, the beloved grunge icon, had single handedly created. According to the accounts of detective Tom Grant, in the early morning hours of April 5 1994 Kroeger was spotted outside beloved grunge icon Kurt Cobain's up scale home on Lake Washington. There was then evidence that Kroeger forced his way into the residence, subdued beloved grunge icon Kurt Cobain and forced him into the green house above the garage. There Kroeger allegedly locked Cobain (beloved grunge superstar) in the green house for hours on end blasting a low-fi demo version of
"If Today Was Your Last Day" until it drove him to do what any sensible person would do forced into that situation, blow his head off.
Although this is just one man's theory, the toxicology reports have proven without a doubt that there was at least three times the lethal dose of Nickleback playing through his system at his time of death. If you don't believe me then just look at this
photograph.
HAPPY 42ND BIRTHDAY KURT <----music link