Heard Any Good Albums Lately?

Her Wigship Britney Jean Spears' seventh album Femme Fatale spilled across the Internet today like a bottle of naughty lotion people use to pour on things they want to shove up their hee-haw. At first I was like, that sucks for her—it's not being released for almost three more weeks!

But then I listened, and my weekend is looking a whole lot brighter. Sorry, Blackout purists—Femme Fatale just ripped off all your wigs with steak tongs and tossed them in the microwave.


Entertainment Weekly has posted where online you can hear each of the tracks. Because surely none of you are going to illegally download it! And if you are, at least buy a copy on March 29 when it comes out. The Wig needs to feed her babies, too, you cheap broads.

Full assessment later...I'm off to give this bitch my full attention.