Quit bitching about Ford people, it's going to be great!
Toronto politics are going to be fun again!
When David Miller got voted in a tumbleweed rolled down Yonge St.
This guy hasn't been mayor elect one full day and 'the Book' is already flooded with his name. Good for Mr. Ford for getting an otherwise apathetic segment of the youth population passionate about local politics again.
And sure he wants to cut funding for the arts and kill the entertainment district, but it's not like he's leaving us dry.
He is going to provide an endless source of entertainment for us on his own.
Every week a new PR nightmare because he gets shitfaced at a hockey game. Think of all the colorful protests outside City Hall when he spouts off on a racist tirade within earshot of a reporter. The Gay Pride Parade will contain 20% more old-gay-exposed -penis then ever before as they ramp it up to overcompensate his narrow minded viewpoint on homosexuality. Thanks to his wife, battered woman's groups throughout the city will have a notable spokesperson. And lastly Vancouver and Calgary will finally be justified in their hatred towards us.
This is going to be Ralph Klein times Mike Harris to the power of Mel Lastman and it's gunna rule!
So people, instead of bitching about something that you can't control, sit back and let the side-splitting antics of our new Mayor wash over you like a car over a cyclist.
