I knew all you yoga bitches were up to some fucked up shit behind the sunshine salutations! Stay away from spiritual healing centers & scrap-booking workshops too. You might find yourself in a room full of drugged up lifeless turds waiting for the space ship to come and take you away from your checkered past after blowing your leader & throwing back a shot of cyanide.
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Thursday, October 28, 2010
Cult Alert
This notice was left on my windshield the other night.
I knew all you yoga bitches were up to some fucked up shit behind the sunshine salutations! Stay away from spiritual healing centers & scrap-booking workshops too. You might find yourself in a room full of drugged up lifeless turds waiting for the space ship to come and take you away from your checkered past after blowing your leader & throwing back a shot of cyanide.
I knew all you yoga bitches were up to some fucked up shit behind the sunshine salutations! Stay away from spiritual healing centers & scrap-booking workshops too. You might find yourself in a room full of drugged up lifeless turds waiting for the space ship to come and take you away from your checkered past after blowing your leader & throwing back a shot of cyanide.