I have always been a fan of Toronto loan shark and gold swindler; Russel Oliver's commercials. I actually called Russel a couple months ago because his store is pretty close to my house & I wanted to produce his next commercial, but he never got back to me so I think I'll just go ape shit on this contest and take his $5000 and blow it all on shitty looking used gold jewelery. Maybe I'll try to convince Jamie to enter too.
